Elliott Evans Stamps

No, I haven't had stamps made with my image. I don't have that big an ego. I do, however, have a big enough ego that I've configured a Google New Alert to inform me if my name ever appears in the news. Usually this means I get updates about people named Evans playing highschool sports in Elliott township, but recently my name hit the big time.

The U.S. Marshal's Service placed a "cracked-out maniac" named "Elliott Evans Stamps" on its "Top 15 Most Wanted" list. I've been getting periodic updates from Google regarding his flight. To preclude any confusion between us, I present this handy guide:

I hope this comparison is helpful.

2008.06.25 at 12:00am EDT