Not Novel Not Update

Friend EZ asks (via text message), "How's your not novel not coming along?" Answer: It's not coming along not great! I've been so totally not busy not writing my not novel I've been not posting to my blog (it's an actual blog) not nearly daily.

Anyway, I'm not upset or anything, but anybody who sends text messages should be aware that they are not included in my payment plan. I leave them activated because some times they come in handy and it's totally worth the dime or whatever they charge me, but just be aware that I judge every text message I receive as to its dimeworthiness.

2008.11.15 at 12:00am EDT