Snowphemisms

Snowpocalypse? Snowmageddon? Snowschaton? Snownarok? Kali Snowga? Gottersnowmarung? Frasnowkereti?

Was this predicted in the Snowptic Gospels? Did the Snowraphim deliver this information in the Snowrah, also known as the Five Books of Snowses?

(Other suggestions from others: Snowpture! Clusterflake! Snowtorious B.I.G.! Kaiser Snoze.)

2010.02.11 at 10:30am EST