BLOLD RUNNER

Tortis? Whutz dat? U NO WHUT A TURDL IZ? Uv coars! SAME TING.

My muver? Lemme tel U abut my muver!

U no teh scoar, pal. If u not cop, U littul peepul.

Priss: A bassik plezzur modull.

Itz artifeeshul? Uv coarz it iz.

Is this to be an empathy test?

Moar hoomin than hoomin is ar motto.

Fiewy teh anjuls fell...

I don no such stuffz. I juzt do eyez. juzt eyez.

Enhantz fifteen tu twennytree. Gimme a hard copee rite thair.

Yu'd b serprizd whut a gy'd go tru to get a glimps of a bootiful bodee

Paynful to liv in feer, iznt it?

My frenz r toyz. I makes em. Itz a hobbi.

Der iz onlee 2 uv uz nao.

We neeed U Subasjen. Yer ar best an ony frynd.

Deh lite that burnz twize az brite burnz haff az long.

Dis sektor is clozd to grownd trafik. Whut R U doin heer?

I haz seen tings U peepul wuddint buleev.

Itz tu bad she wont liv! But den agin, hu duz?

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Elliott C. "Eeyore" Evans
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