It's new, it's the Swiss Army Brick™

Eight corners, six sides, thirty-three functions.

1. Door stop
2. Paper weight
3. Book end
4. Message delivery system
5. Replacement chair leg
6. Bludgeon
7. Unary Calculator
8. Single function TV remote control
9. Automobile cruise control
10. Cheese grater
11. Dentifrice
12. Antibiotic
13. Fish scaler / hook disgorger
14. Pot scrubber / dish washer
15. Coaster
16. Nail file
17. Trivet
18. Food Processor
19. Placebo
20. Gravity meter
21. Pager
22. Carpentry tool
23. Exercise aid
24. Sexual aid
25. Dietary aid
26. Game piece
27. Bottle opener
28. Burglar alarm
29. Stepstool
30. Pillow
31. Tooth pick
32. Kafkaesque statement on the pointlessness and futility of life
33. Grave Marker

Distributed exclusively in the USA by Fuk Wid Yer Hed Productions.
Copyright © 1994 Daniel Efran and Elliott C. Evans