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From: ee0r@GROVE.WEH (Authentic)
Sigil: Eeyore 
To: MessAge,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (17:55:12)

Howdy howdy howdy

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From: nelson@UNIX5 (Authentic)
Sigil: Chris Nelson [Fuzball] 
To: MESSAGE,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (17:55:20)

heya, Mr. Eeyore.

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From: daemon@ORAC (Unauthentic)
Sigil: moose 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (17:55:22)

From: moose (ecf@minerva.psc.edu) (via thang)

eeeyore!!!


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From: jimz@CS.CMU.EDU@ARDBERG.PDL.CS (Authentic)
Sigil: Jim Zelenka 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (17:56:01)

hi

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From: daemon@ORAC (Unauthentic)
Sigil: nerak-atem 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (17:56:51)

From: nerak-atem (kcf@seattle.securities.com) (via thang)

heya eeyore

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From: ee0r@GROVE.WEH (Authentic)
Sigil: Eeyore 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (17:59:05)

Hi Fuzball, and JimZ, nerak-atem, and moose.
I'm logged in and zephyred, now tell me good news.

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From: daemon@ORAC (Unauthentic)
Sigil: moose 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (17:59:32)

From: moose (ecf@minerva.psc.edu) (via thang)

yer smoking crack?


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From: daemon@ORAC (Unauthentic)
Sigil: moose 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:00:16)

From: moose (ecf@minerva.psc.edu) (via thang)

damn english majors


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From: nelson@UNIX5 (Authentic)
Sigil: Chris Nelson [Fuzball] 
To: MESSAGE,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:00:50)

There was a good killing spree a couple of days ago, in New York I believe.

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From: ee0r@GROVE.WEH (Authentic)
Sigil: Eeyore 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:01:11)

"Ha-ha," replied Eeyore, "I'm not smoking crack
but hand me that (mumble). I'll hand it right back!"

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From: nelson@UNIX5 (Authentic)
Sigil: Chris Nelson [Fuzball] 
To: MESSAGE,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:03:26)

BTW, "news" and "moose" do not rhyme.
Unless you subscribe to that heathen religion of 'slant rhyme.'

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From: ee0r@GROVE.WEH (Authentic)
Sigil: Eeyore 
To: MESSAGE,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:04:51)

The critics of off-rhyme, it's nonsense they speak.
I'm just doing my best, so shut up you geek.

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From: nelson@UNIX5 (Authentic)
Sigil: Chris Nelson [Fuzball] 
To: MESSAGE,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:05:11)

heh

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From: daemon@ORAC (Unauthentic)
Sigil: moose 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:05:12)

From: moose (ecf@minerva.psc.edu) (via thang)

well, this is at least better than leprosy haiku


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From: daemon@ORAC (Unauthentic)
Sigil: Kevin 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:08:31)

From: Kevin (unitcirc@locust.cic.net) (via thang)

hey elliore


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From: ee0r@GROVE.WEH (Authentic)
Sigil: Eeyore 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:09:50)

"Fuck," muttered Eeyore, "how can I keep up?
Now Kevin has joined us, and I must type 'glup'."

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From: daemon@ORAC (Unauthentic)
Sigil: moose 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:10:12)

From: moose (ecf@minerva.psc.edu) (via thang)

GLUP!?!?!
oh, how the mighty have fallen.


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From: daemon@ORAC (Unauthentic)
Sigil: gerg Landrum 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:10:25)

From: gerg Landrum (landrum@overlap.chem.cornell.edu) (via thang)

nerak?

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From: daemon@ORAC (Unauthentic)
Sigil: gerg Landrum 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:10:58)

From: gerg Landrum (landrum@overlap.chem.cornell.edu) (via thang)

earlier today the instance was tame
now eeyore's here, it's moved onto lame

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From: daemon@ORAC (Unauthentic)
Sigil: nerak-atem 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:12:03)

From: nerak-atem (kcf@seattle.securities.com) (via thang)

gerg? gerg!

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From: daemon@ORAC (Unauthentic)
Sigil: gerg Landrum 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:12:14)

From: gerg Landrum (landrum@overlap.chem.cornell.edu) (via thang)

@smarmy(karen!)

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From: ee0r@GROVE.WEH (Authentic)
Sigil: Eeyore 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:12:21)

Oh great, now here's Gerg, who's name doesn't scan.
I could rhyme that with 'can', but I won't, so 'Oat-bran'.

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From: daemon@ORAC (Unauthentic)
Sigil: gerg Landrum 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:14:01)

From: gerg Landrum (landrum@overlap.chem.cornell.edu) (via thang)

though "scan"'s what he says, there must be subtext,
If I had to guess, it's related to sex

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From: daemon@ORAC (Unauthentic)
Sigil: Kevin 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:14:12)

From: Kevin (unitcirc@locust.cic.net) (via thang)

Hey elliore, you still happy with your cell-phone?

thinking I might get one someday.  what brand was it?


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From: daemon@ORAC (Unauthentic)
Sigil: nerak-atem 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:14:43)

From: nerak-atem (kcf@seattle.securities.com) (via thang)

(my home page isn't moving.  (fuck, can't rhyme it). ah well.)

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From: daemon@ORAC (Unauthentic)
Sigil: gerg Landrum 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:15:17)

From: gerg Landrum (landrum@overlap.chem.cornell.edu) (via thang)

your home page ain't moving?
can we expect future improving?

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From: daemon@ORAC (Unauthentic)
Sigil: nerak-atem 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:15:17)

From: nerak-atem (kcf@seattle.securities.com) (via thang)

oh yeah, eeyore, do you like your laptop?  Jamshid is thinking of
getting one

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From: daemon@ORAC (Unauthentic)
Sigil: moose 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:15:35)

From: moose (ecf@minerva.psc.edu) (via thang)

Hey, eeyore, like your life? I'm thinking of getting one.


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From: daemon@ORAC (Unauthentic)
Sigil: gerg Landrum 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:15:46)

From: gerg Landrum (landrum@overlap.chem.cornell.edu) (via thang)

heh, I'm just loopy enough to be able to get into
dumb rhyming

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From: daemon@ORAC (Unauthentic)
Sigil: gerg Landrum 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:15:55)

From: gerg Landrum (landrum@overlap.chem.cornell.edu) (via thang)

uh, thanks nerak

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From: daemon@ORAC (Unauthentic)
Sigil: nerak-atem 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:16:01)

From: nerak-atem (kcf@seattle.securities.com) (via thang)

gerg: gah!  uh, maybe, when I get some time, shyeah right

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From: daemon@ORAC (Unauthentic)
Sigil: Kevin 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:17:18)

From: Kevin (unitcirc@locust.cic.net) (via thang)

I would rhyme if I could write
but I can't because I'm too white?


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From: daemon@ORAC (Unauthentic)
Sigil: Kevin 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:17:33)

From: Kevin (unitcirc@locust.cic.net) (via thang)

nevermind


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From: daemon@ORAC (Unauthentic)
Sigil: gerg Landrum 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:17:53)

From: gerg Landrum (landrum@overlap.chem.cornell.edu) (via thang)

"can't write", what a lame excuse
really we know, you fear our abuse

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From: daemon@ORAC (Unauthentic)
Sigil: gerg Landrum 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:18:07)

From: gerg Landrum (landrum@overlap.chem.cornell.edu) (via thang)

uh, the meter of that was fucked, sorry

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From: ee0r@GROVE.WEH (Authentic)
Sigil: Eeyore 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:18:14)

My phone, replied Eeyore, is from AT&T.
I like it, it's model sixty-six-fif-ah-tee.

Accessories, though, are quite hard to find.
Most stores do not have them, though I do not mind.
 
I cannot afford them so plain is my phone.
Of options and doodads, I have not a one.

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From: daemon@ORAC (Unauthentic)
Sigil: Kevin 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:18:25)

From: Kevin (unitcirc@locust.cic.net) (via thang)

I'm an engineer as well you know
most of the writing classes I decided to blow


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From: daemon@ORAC (Unauthentic)
Sigil: gerg Landrum 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:18:44)

From: gerg Landrum (landrum@overlap.chem.cornell.edu) (via thang)

I concede

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From: nelson@UNIX5 (Authentic)
Sigil: Chris Nelson [Fuzball] 
To: MESSAGE,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:19:03)

is it time to go home yet?

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From: daemon@ORAC (Unauthentic)
Sigil: nerak-atem 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:19:08)

From: nerak-atem (kcf@seattle.securities.com) (via thang)

someone's saving this I hope; i've too much work and can't seem to
cope

(hrm)

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From: daemon@ORAC (Unauthentic)
Sigil: moose 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:19:50)

From: moose (ecf@minerva.psc.edu) (via thang)

this rhyming stuff is really pathetic
if it keeps up i'll need an emetic


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From: daemon@ORAC (Unauthentic)
Sigil: gerg Landrum 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:20:07)

From: gerg Landrum (landrum@overlap.chem.cornell.edu) (via thang)

I think that you'll find, it's all in the log.
but through other crap you will have to slog

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From: daemon@ORAC (Unauthentic)
Sigil: Kevin 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:20:46)

From: Kevin (unitcirc@locust.cic.net) (via thang)

I did take poetry
which was quite fun
but I didn't write a rhyming poem
not any


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From: daemon@ORAC (Unauthentic)
Sigil: Kevin 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:20:55)

From: Kevin (unitcirc@locust.cic.net) (via thang)

that was excellent gerg!


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From: ee0r@GROVE.WEH (Authentic)
Sigil: Eeyore 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:21:04)

My laptop is snazzy, the keyboard it moves.
The color! The sound! My life it improves.

The power conserve modes, they really are keen.
It lasts for a week, under desk, sight unseen!

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From: ee0r@GROVE.WEH (Authentic)
Sigil: Eeyore 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:22:47)

Life, how it sucketh. It sucketh like heck,
But it least it sounds good in this anapest dreck.

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From: daemon@ORAC (Unauthentic)
Sigil: gerg Landrum 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:24:59)

From: gerg Landrum (landrum@overlap.chem.cornell.edu) (via thang)

eeyore's rhymes, they have several stanzas
the machine he describes: quite a bonanza

I really fear, my attempts are in vain,
doomed to failure, and terrible pain.

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From: ee0r@GROVE.WEH (Authentic)
Sigil: Eeyore 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:26:49)

Gerg's rhymes, they have promise, though I might suggest
he start watching his meter, and look up anapest.

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From: daemon@ORAC (Unauthentic)
Sigil: gerg Landrum 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:28:56)

From: gerg Landrum (landrum@overlap.chem.cornell.edu) (via thang)

my rhymes picked apart, I'm thoroughly dogged
my syllables unstressed, my meter quite clogged

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From: ee0r@GROVE.WEH (Authentic)
Sigil: Eeyore 
To: MessAge,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:31:09)

Gerg's rhymes have improved! I'm all runny with tears!
He'll give me a run for my money (or beers).

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From: daemon@ORAC (Unauthentic)
Sigil: moose 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:31:41)

From: moose (ecf@minerva.psc.edu) (via thang)

uh oh
kevin DID post about his ears clogging up
y'all are in trouble now!


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From: jimz@CS.CMU.EDU@ARDBERG.PDL.CS (Authentic)
Sigil: Jim Zelenka 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:32:36)

Kevin's ear? Related to beer?
I fear.

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From: daemon@ORAC (Unauthentic)
Sigil: Kevin 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:35:33)

From: Kevin (unitcirc@locust.cic.net) (via thang)

Beer! Ear!
Of hearing loss I fear

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From: daemon@ORAC (Unauthentic)
Sigil: Kevin 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:36:01)

From: Kevin (unitcirc@locust.cic.net) (via thang)

I prefer blank verse
it allows my poems to be more perverse

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From: daemon@ORAC (Unauthentic)
Sigil: nerak-atem 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:39:30)

From: nerak-atem (kcf@seattle.securities.com) (via thang)

later all

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From: ee0r@GROVE.WEH (Authentic)
Sigil: Eeyore 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (18:41:26)

Bye nerak, we'll miss you, but I'm sure you'll be back.
'Course you've left us already, and won't read this ack.

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From: daemon@ORAC (Unauthentic)
Sigil: gerg Landrum 
To: message,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (19:10:50)

From: gerg Landrum (landrum@overlap.chem.cornell.edu) (via thang)

later folks, to home I return
there I will try to repair my brain burn

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From: nelson@UNIX5 (Authentic)
Sigil: Chris Nelson [Fuzball] 
To: MESSAGE,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (19:11:01)

byegerg

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From: ee0r@GROVE.WEH (Authentic)
Sigil: Eeyore 
To: MessAge,dan&eric,*
Date: Mon Dec 11 1995 (19:11:21)

So long, everybody, all my rhyming is done.
I've read all my email, and now must be gone.

To dinner, and TV, and bedtime I go,
But I shall return, this I'm sure that you know.

And though you may all find my poetry boring,
It's now with my web stuff, quite beyond your ignoring.

I would give you the url, but it just wouldn't do,
to include strings of nonsense that contain "cmu".

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